Don’t rock the boat y’all. I’m just happy to drive to work and live in Gig Harbor, the happiest place on earth. I never thought I’d make this much money and fly for a legacy. I’m perfectly fine making much less than my peers because I make up for it through premium trips. Boy, did I score big while the JCBA negotiations were going on. It was like taking candy from a baby!
I also have a sweet gig with the union, thereby having the privilege to massage my schedule. My resume will surely land me a position in management one day and may even get me a legend status. I’m thinking of running for the negotiating committee and I’m possitive that my inner circle buddies will approve. Ya know, we take care of each other. Oh wait, is that my phone ringing? Gotta go boys ‘n girls. Sweet, it’s BM wanting info on today’s union meeting. Fly safe and be sure to take care of your people and we’ll take care of you!