All I know is I never spanked a kid on the rear, and I hopefully never will.

However, the adult females I SMACK on the a** during intimate occasions BEG for me, Daddy, to do it again and again. Strange how the same act that is hurtful to children brings intense ecstasy to adults caught in the act of love.

This thread started with a probably grumpy old goat telling the kids to stay off his lawn. Now everyone else has jumped in with the every-thing-every-other-generation-is-doing-is-ruining-life-for-everybody-else theme.

If sunglasses being worn in the terminal really gets you spun up, then you are wasting your life energy.

And if you are spun up now and wondering why the missus always has a "headache", this is the reason why.