I don't understand why we are beating down ZW or each other for that matter.

I'm a visual type. I understand the visual of pax vomiting or pounding circus monkeys. Seat belt sign on crank temp down a bit.

Years ago a UAL flight did a pirep that they saw Elvis in the approach lights going into MEM at night. I confess that for months after it would be the F/Os leg going into MEM so I could get a better look and maybe spot him. Never did.

If you can't have fun or take a joke why did you even bother to get into this industry?