Originally Posted by OtherGuy

I swing by here occasionally to see whats up and am reminded again why I rarely do. Same old DB's posting the same old DB stuff. One guy on here, who left years ago, does nothing but post how much NJA sucked and how much better off he is at the majors. I bet he sits in the right seat and talks about how much NJA sucked and how cool he is because he flew fighters.

Here is how day one goes: "Hi, I am Captain Smith, nice to meet you". "Hi, I flew the F-16 and NetJets sucks" Five hours later, looks to the left and says "Did I tell you I flew the F-16 and that NetJets sucks?" "Did we cover that? if not, I flew the F-16 and wait a minute...let me log into APC forums....yep...NJA still sucks...but I flew the F-16. My screen name actually says F-16Driver...see, right there. Pretty cool right? Can you guess my cool call sign?" CA Smith "GiFYS"? F-16 Fight Pilot FO: "Dude...so close...but no man, I named myself..because I flew fighters. Its Skull Crusher! Because..you know, I crush skulls...when I am flying the F-16 as a fighter pilot. Did I mentioned I flew fighters when we first met?"

"Anyway, I totally troll APC to tell people that I flew fighters because I have F-16 in my screen name. I am thinking about a tattoo as well. I am an "ace" troll....its like killing babies bro...seriously. I have a license plate that says "F-16Driver" on it too. My Camaro is so badass with that license plate. I also have an old "rice rocket" that I ride down roads near airports while watching airplanes take off...and I throw my fist in the air and yell" Leans in to whisper "Dude, after I tell the high school chicks that I flew fighters, the panties come down quicker than those practice MiGs I shot down in peacetime." "By the way, my Camaro' stick shift is a control stick from an F-16..is that not the coolest thing dude? Sometimes I wear my helmet when I drive. I also totally jerk off to Iron Eagle...all of them except the last one that is. It sucked...totally improbable."

CA Smith is now hanging out of the left window having killed himself with the oxygen mask cord.