There’s a reason why “we” the pilot community are pretty much universally banned across the globe no less of entering an airport lounge in uniform.
Because we can’t behave.
Because we treat every buffet like it’s a handout from the Red Cross.
Because Captain A-hole over here stuffs his roller bag with anything that will fit.
We are universally disliked in hotel concierge lounges because we can’t behave. We use profanity in public and basically don’t give a crap. Think people don’t know we’re paaaahlots.
Well, we stick out like a sore thumb.
Lemme run the variations by you:

Let’s see.....

Delta or NetJets Captain.
In any case retired military with too much time on their hands.


Allegiant or Regional lifer in the wild:



JetBlue Captain lives in Seattle