Come on people. Time to straighten out all the rumors.
The REAL Facts:
1. Southwest and Mesa will be merging seniority lists. All Mesa new hires will be required to get CRJ type ratings on their own within 2 weeks of being hired.
2. FedEx and UPS will merge senority lists. Tail will color will be decided after 3rd graders in KMEM and KSDF mix purple and brown finger paint.
3. AA and Eagle will be merging seniority lists, except all eagle pilots will be placed above anyone hired after WWII. The term "Staple" will be replaced with the word "Slip-N-Slide."