It's sad watching us all spout word for word the same rumors that some white knight is riding in to save us. "The FA's boyfriend's room mate's sister's lesbian girlfriend's father's mistress has a gardener whose step son is a janitor at UAL headquarters and he says it's a done deal." When it doesn't happen it's always the same boogie men who thwarted our seniority number at _________. XYZ airline had first refusal; the FA union; the pilot MEC chairman; SkyWest asked for too much money.
Folks, it isn't happening.