Balls...check.

When my wife lets me, I bring my nuts with me to work.

In all seriousness however, our hiring system if the laughing stock of the airline business. Delta, AA, and SWA are gobbling up allot of superiorly qualified candidates. I hear that they don't have a flight attendant running their hiring system and actually have highly respected pilots involved in their processes with HR only playing a peripheral role. Imagine that, pilots hiring pilots. Who'd a thunk it?