Duly noted but as pointed out, you're completely in the minority on this as no other airline does this anymore. Perhaps its day has come and gone and some of the UAL types are just to proud to admit that it really serves no purpose?

I launch all the time despite the 5 pages of Notams in there as does the entire rest of the industry and do it in way less time than you've indicated.

Quite frankly if you're so concerned about every single detail listed in the paperwork, might it be safest of all to never leave the warm, comfy confines of the hallowed FPA and just stay on the ground?