Sarcasm detected...and yet there are people out there with DMI stickers over the camera...

Like the company that can't engineer its way out of repetitive Mx items has the ingenuity and free time to launch a massive spying campaign using non-cellular devices?

A PAC, two first class seats, one lav and the APU are deferred? Let it go. Hold on...the FOs iPad didn't update to the latest spyware version, we won't be able to see whether he watches CNN or Fox on his layover...better delay them so we can get it updated!