Standard discussion format here:

1) LIFE HERE SUCKS
2) actually, it’s not that bad
3) IT’S TERRIBLE
4) here’s an example of how to make it less terrible
5) NOT POSSIBLE
6) it’s totally possible, here’s how I did it
7) POST IDENTIFYING INFORMATION PROVING YOU DID IT THAT WAY
8) um, I’d rather not? That seems like a bad idea.
9) TROLL!! MANAGEMENT TROLL!!!!!!!!!