Originally Posted by KodiakRS

Envoy 14:1-7


1 For the pilot was burdened with a journey of jamaica to flushing and was without the lord
2 and at the bequest of crew scheduling did appear a lincoln
3 and the bequest was fulfilled in the church of the golden touch amongst the refuse of the tired under the guidance of a clergy known as "tim"
4 Lo the pilot was then with the lord, and allah, and vishnu, and odin, and anubis, and frankly any god who would listen to his plea
5 for tim kneweth only of the accelerator and the horn yet not of the brake or the turn signal
6 and so it did pass that the pilot was unburdened of all emotions save fear and panic
7 for the van wyck is long, and full of terrors