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UAL T38 Phlyer
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The Flight Attendant looks at him and says, “I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
The F/A says, “I’m sorry, sir, but we have a size violation here.”
The pax says, “But this is a very small bag.”
The F/A says, “I’m not talking about the bag.”
