Originally Posted by
TheWeatherman
lolz, like totally dude! Your parents even changed your last name because they loved a mediocre movie so much. Totally believable!!! yeah, nobody is falling for that, even the person you told the lie to.
OMG are you dense or something? Dallas is my middle name, you dolt!
Come on, grandpa! You need to get better at taking your vitamins and doing your crossword puzzles. Your mental acuity is starting to slip.