Originally Posted by
AirBat
and it burns almost nothing with PACK 1 out...
If your captain won’t turn it on, stare at him or her directly in the eyes, reach over and crank dat soulja boy. Then ask if they would like the fuel truck back out for that extra 30 lbs to be put back on... after all that’s almost 3nm of range!
Just start rapping... "it's gettin' hot in herrr' so take of all your clothes... I am.. gettin'..so hot. I'm gonna take my clothes offf..."
While literally underessing, of course. I doubt you will make it to the 3rd button on your shirt before the awkwardness/shock alone makes the left seat sauna jockey scramble for that APU.