Omg! Please wear your giant Bose in uniform in the terminal! Don't stop!
What else am I going to laugh at on my walk through the terminal? The Express Jet guy in black crocs? The 324lb UAL guy running to make a commute with his shirt un-tucked AND hauling a backpack, face tomato red with sweat pouring down face? (pretty sure he was 10 gates from a heart attack)
What about the Mesa kid with a cut bicycle tire AS A BELT. His belt was a bicycle tire. A rubber tire. For a belt. In his uniform. You can't possible make that up.
Don't take this away from me!
