Originally Posted by
BounceBounceBam
And don't forget 9. The Moon is flat. Why else would we only see the one side?
To round it out:
10. Jets put out Chem Trails that are poisoning everyone all to death. They used to have a restroom in the back, just for the FAs. It was removed to make room for the Chem Trails tanks. I hate it when the fueler fills me up and forgets to fill the Chem Trails tank. I always call him back.