Relaaaaaaax, everybody!
A friend of my buddy’s half-sisters drug dealer told her that we will be sold to JetBlue any day now. They are pulling out of LGB and will open a new west coast mega-hub at VNY where we’ll all be flying those sweet sweet new A220s, custom fitted with pilot seats that recline way back so we can cruise gangsta style up and down the west side.
LIDO and IOCC will be gone, but the snack baskets will stay. You heard
it here first.