Funny radio calls
I was listening to JFK Ground a while back and a Comair CRJ called asking to copy their IFR clearance. It went something like this:
Comair 123: JFK Ground, Comair 1234 ready to copy IFR clearance to XYZ
JFKGROUND: Comair 1234, no can do, I can't do that
*silence*
JFKGROUND: Juuuuuuuuuust kiddin with ya Comair 1234, here you go...
I thought it was funny, and I can only imagine the Comair pilot's face when he heard that.