I think it's time we create together the:

Airline Pilot Central Delta Wing, Things You Shall Not Mention in a PA

1. "Altimeter setting is..."
2. "Total carrier traps..."
3. "Flew war time missions in peace time"
4. "I am known for taking excellent care of my aircraft, my flight crew and my passengers."
5. "Thunderstorm"
6. "Tornado"
7. In cruise: "Look out your window..."
8. "We have been intercepted" or "we are being intercepted again"
9. "Captain Kangaroo"
10. "****"
11. "*****es get stitches" just write the asap
12. "Runway (##) left" "right" "center"
13. "This is my first officer's first flight..."
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