Originally Posted by
prplmnkydshwshr
Short staffed I understand. But when you do have a full crew and the move slow as freaking molasses...
"Hey guys, I see a plane coming towards our gate."
"You sure it's for our gate?"
"Don't know man, maybe he's lost"
"Why are they pointing at us and putting their hands up? Do they not know where they're going? Pilots man..."
"Maybe it is for our gate..."
"Yeah, might be right. I guess I'll grab my wands"
...as they're walking out
"Guys, come take a look. That oil spot on the ground looks like a butterfly"
"Nah, I'd say it's more like a moth."
"Hey Robby, come over here and tell us what this looks like"
Or something like that...