Anonymous bus drivers is exactly what people want. Especially our high value customers. Nobody cares about what branch of the military you served in. They have to listen to an announcement on how to put a seatbelt on, and then they are offered a once in a lifetime credit card opportunity once they chow down on their everything covered in cheddar cheese powder snack mix and 5 ounces of coke.

The Bible also says:

Ephesians 5:22-24 New International Version (NIV)

“22 Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23 For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24 Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.”

That doesn’t mean that we automatically go to Red Lobster because that’s what I want when she wants Olive Garden. I’ve tried using this passage on my holy roller wife before as my trump card. It doesn’t work.

Use of discretion and common sense would be prudent in dealing with a set of words that “backs you up.”

Morale of the story, people wanna know why you’re late if you’re going to be late. Or anything unusual. Other than that tell them how long and say thanks. The romance is dead. If you’re a FOM guy you also don’t start the APU until D-13ish. So the guy in row 20 that you’re romancing on your 97 degree hot, humid 717 wants to punch you in the face while he listens to your voice.

The gospel according to passportplump.