Haha yes, now I'm triggered lol. CAs, my dudes (and dudettes) its called an APU fadec. Turn it on. Problem solved.
And dont you dare time a "warm up" clock on a 2 engine taxi. Do I look like I am anxiously waiting for a 2 minute notification from you??? Hey, I'm all for breaking SOPs, but where I draw the line is when we starting adding more work and call outs. Less work people! Quit breaking SOPs with your lame made up call outs!
"Disregard!!" On the VTA. Um, excuse me, did I look like I was 'regarding' it, as you say?
And here's a new one. When there are 50 people trying to talk to ground and you get a clear transmission in and they call someone else.. its because no one cares about you. We're never a priority. Dont get all frustrated and angerly try again and again.. sit back, grab some fig bars, and chill. We're gettin paid, it's all goood. Ground will only care about you when you're in the way (ie. Bravo gets backed up).
And that reminds me, if you're waiting to get in the alley, try helping out your fellow CP homie.. when ground asks about the status of the gate and there are 3 people trying to get out of the box: DONT say "we're not cleared in" .. SAY "we're waiting on one (or 3) to get out of the alley." ... so now ground can ask for who's ready at the box...
Also, please set my altimeters. Because I don't set it. I'm just gonna read whatever's there and say normal anyway.
