Originally Posted by
Slowhawk
Ha. Reminds me of an exchange in Seattle last spring.
Angry Alaska captain:
“..yeah and we have numbers for 34R at Quebec, if it’s available, so we can help to alleviate some of the congestion that
you’ve (directed at ATC) caused us all.”
Ground controller:
“...Wow...”
Mystery pilot
“I’m angry, too, can I cut the line?”

One of my favorite things about this job is during a mundane day taxiing around you hear witty arguments over the radio. It's so stupid but I love listening to it.