Originally Posted by BobbyLeeSwagger

Thank you Mx Taco,

After reading that article, I now understand the error of my ways and recant my previous position. Apologies to all "ze" and "hir's" alike.

Regarding the more important concern (although what could be more important than the non-binary pronoun movement), I have an update from the Snack Basket committee, which I chair:

To: CPZ Pilot Group
Date: 9/15/2018
From: Mx Bobby L. Swagger, SBC Chair

Your Snack Basket committee has been working diligently to improve our Snack Baskets. We work hard to make this airline successful and we deserve the best Snacks money can buy.

Regarding the recent loss of the Swedish Fish, we have been in negotiations with the company, but as of now they have stalled. The company wants CAs to fly right seat and occasionally do in flight service to off load FA-A. Our position remains strong that this is unacceptable to the Union. However, if I get a CJO somewhere, I might be inclined to accept these terms without a union vote in exchange for some Swedish Fish to take with me. BUT dont be alarmed, I will make sure we have a working Snack Basket grid first so we can track any future movements of snacks in real time.

Thank you for your understanding,

MEC Chair
Snack Basket division
Mx Bobby L. Swagger