The funniest thing happened the other day, when I was jumping seating on AA. So, me and this Fedex, Capt (777) were jump seating on AA. We were all talking BS, like always. And this FO, and you can tell, he just came up from the commuters asked the FedEx Capt, why is he flying freight? Capt says, well, I flew for the airlines, but I like the time off we get at Fedex. I, don't really fly that much, sometimes just one leg, and the money is good. This new FO then says, "oh, I wanted to be a professional pilot, that's why I chose the airlines" we just looked at ourselves and busted our laughing. The AA Capt says to the guy, " you're an idiot" I was dieing laughing.
I thought guys like that were just stories, until I came across this guy. That's the best jump seating I ever had.

Please, don't be that guy.