Originally Posted by
tomgoodman
Pilot compensation should vary inversely with how much they are enjoying the job. After each trip, a Fun-O-Meter reading will be transmitted to payroll. Grumpy geezers will cash in, as will those who have to fly with them.

I think I saw a prototype for the fun-o-meter. Look! There's an MD88 copilot on the 15th of the month.