https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN82J_X7J7A

Also, when you guys bloviate in the crew room about how "jacked up" the other guy was for uniform compliance, grooming, listening to music in the hotel van, dad bod etc. people are assuming you are the one tattling on your fellow pilots to management, even if you aren't and even if your criticisms are reasonable in relation to company policy/FM1