Good grief. I go take one sim check and then commute to my Reserve job, and there are like 50 new posts in this thread. I thought I might have gotten my APC and FI bookmarks cross-mojonated. It's like a train wreck--I don't want to watch, but I can't look away! Control yourselves!

Besides, for the first time ever, I am starting to empathize with 1S1E, and it's really freaking me out right now. (Is it even possible to empathize with a fighter guy?)

Anyway, remember, it could always be worse. You could be this dude:
Local Man Injured by Falling Beer Sues Store

Personally, that's why I always reach for a 40.