Originally Posted by AncientAliens

I’ve never been married but here’s how I imagine that conversation would go...

Me: Hey honey looks like the company and the union are finally coming to an agreement for the contract.
Her: How’s it look?
Me: Not so great, come see. One of my co-workers graphed our pay relative to everyone else in the industry.
Her: Are you one of the three lines at the top?
Me: No that’s American, Delta, and United.
Her: Oh so you must be one of the four lines clustered in the middle.
Me: No that’s Southwest, JetBlue, Hawaiian, and Alaskan.
Her: I’m sorry I can’t find Frontier.
Me: See that yellow and green line at the bottom that looks kinda like vomit, that’s us and Spirit.
Her: Well they must be making it up to you with industry leading retirement contributions.
Me: No we’re last there too.
Her: Babe money isn’t everything, at least you get to keep that amazing perk where you turned 8 days of vacation in 27 straight days off last summer and took me on that romantic trip to Mont St Michel.
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her: I want a divorce.