Wow, only four of you responded to a free ad that ends with a !

I can only come to the following conclusions:
There are no FedEx people in Purple Tails.
Those who are FedEx and interested are not members in good standing at APC.
You all can speak Chinese.
You all cannot speak English.
Nobody is going to Hong Kong.
Everybody is jumping for joy at being forced to go there.
Everyone else is still working on their practice bid.
Any combination of the above.

Jakal, if you come to Seattle, you must not only laugh, but bring Redeye with you!