This is really pathetic. No wonder the general public - USA and The Rest Of The World - consider you people over paid bus drivers. And You Are Over Paid Bus Drivers. "jTakeoff power, V1, Rotate, Positive Rate, Gear Up, 500 ft, Autopilot Engage, Sit And Talk to ATC, Descend, 250 ft, Disengage autopilot, Captain taxi to gate.

And in between...let's get on Grindr.

Ok, over paid bus drivers...have fun...ya hear?

And make sure you know how to program that FMC, as I rather doubt you have the actual stick and rudder flying skills without that FMC.

But if you can't program the FMC...there is always the Grindr app to keep you occupied.

It is very sad to see a once noble and distinguished profession - pilot - become so undistinguished.

But Hey, you always have Grindr. LOL.