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Old 12-21-2018, 05:19 AM
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JungleJetDriver
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Joined APC: Jul 2013
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Roll your D00 dice for your percentile of being looked at.
Next roll your D4 dice for your relevant experience level.
Next roll your D6 dice for your knowledge of UPS level.
Next roll your D8 dice for your job fair attendance level.
Next roll your D10 dice for your application update level.
Next roll your D12 dice for your skills and abilities level.
Next roll your D20 dice for your pool longevity level.
Now that you have created your UPS Charactor you’ll enjoy many years of playing the “how do I get hired by UPS” board game. Don’t forget to ask the wizards for extra dice rolls to increase or decrease your levels!
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