Originally Posted by
Han Solo
It was a lot funnier single seat, but I used to always say "I don't like the way that looks" right as I started rolling for takeoff. Figured if something happened and I morted the accident board would drive itself insane trying to figure out wtf I was talking about.
That reminds me of a story from years ago:
727 Captain tells the S/O, "When we're cleared for takeoff, I want you to raise your desk lid up and hold it until I rotate the plane, then drop it. Don't say a word."
S/O asks, "Why?"
Captain: "If we crash, it'll take 'em forever to figure out what that noise was."