Thread: Envoy 2019
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Old 01-03-2019, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by MD-11Loader View Post
Imagine a room that has a heater/air conditioner that is possessed by a demon sent from the pits of hell to torment you. Add that to a mysterious mold that can take over your room in a weekend while you’re gone home and when you get back it looks like something from Avatar. You’ll have a microwave and mini-fridge along with a pretty sweet ice bucket. The food downstairs is good. If you don’t have your room cleaned you will be given a $5.00 voucher. If you walk across the bridge you have What A Burger, Jimmy Johns, IHOP, Schlotzky’s, and Chinese food plus a gas station. You’ll be counting the days until you get out of there.
Don't forget about the constant smell of cat **** on the third floor
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