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Old 01-19-2019 | 05:11 AM
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Some of you people crack me up..

High level top secret NK/Frontier merger meeting at an undisclosed location:

“Well I think we have most of the broad strokes of the deal worked out, I don’t see any reason why a merger won’t go through. That being said, what say we start sharing supplies and ground personnel and save a bit of cash for our bonuses?”

But sir, aren’t you worried that a few astute, switched on pilots will notice these things and break the news?

“Do you have any idea how much money we are wasting on cups!!!???”

But sir, it will be all over APC forums within hours, certainly we can’t keep a lid on it and control the spin!

“I know... we will shut of the WiFi on the one plane that has it, then they can’t post anything.... problem solved!”

Hearty round of applause from across the board room table ensues
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