Happened the other day after I interviewed with a regional...

my buddy: That's totally awesome! I can't believe it, you're gonna be a pilot soon!

me: Well I have been flight instructing, but I guess I'm not a real pilot.

OR...

A couple summers ago after I got my comm/inst/multi:

friends: Wait...can you go up by yourself now?
me: uh...yeah
friends: So, can you take us up in an airplane then?
me: Yes
friends: NO Way!!