I was on a deadhead up to ORD once and got into a random conversation with the well dressed chick next to me. About 20 min. into the conversation she said, "Oh so you're a pilot?" No you dumb b!tch I just ride around in the back of random airplanes wearing a UNIFORM for fun.

Meanwhile...

I was in a strip club in MEM with a few friends (not in uniform though... he he) and the chick in my buddy's lap asked what we did. He said, "We're pilots." and she quickly rolled her eyes, snickered and said, "Yea whatever well 'yall are too young to fly for FedEx anyway."

It's sad when STRIPPERS can show more intelligence than the average traveling business woman!!!