It's 50% Luftwaffe, and 50% 1973 San Francisco pimp.

After we exchange Hail Hitler Salutes in the crew room, we're gonna do a funkey jive hand shake. At our crew brief it won't surprise me to hear a few star trek trivia questions followed by the solid gold dancer review.

Optional uniform items: Plum feather for the cap (gotta pimp it out), barney sing a long song book (gotta get in rhythm), platform shoes (its all about the walk), bell bottoms are approved (disco is back).


Only crew vans with disco ball will be ALPA approved. The ladies man from SNL will be approving all ALPA hotels.