Originally Posted by
baseball
It's 50% Luftwaffe, and 50% 1973 San Francisco pimp.
After we exchange Hail Hitler Salutes in the crew room, we're gonna do a funkey jive hand shake. At our crew brief it won't surprise me to hear a few star trek trivia questions followed by the solid gold dancer review.
Optional uniform items: Plum feather for the cap (gotta pimp it out), barney sing a long song book (gotta get in rhythm), platform shoes (its all about the walk), bell bottoms are approved (disco is back).
Only crew vans with disco ball will be ALPA approved. The ladies man from SNL will be approving all ALPA hotels.
This gets a solid second place next to the McPeak comment. I feel sorry for you guys, but am thankful your company jumped on the purple tie grenade before mine did.
Now I will go button up my double breasted coat and actually wear my hat that looks stupid. At least you get the option on the hat.