when recruitment blows through the schools now it’s “as a cadet you WILL (almost certainly) get the 175, life WILL (probably/definitely) be great, and you WILL (this does not constitute a binding agreement) be laughing in Dallas at the old guys getting divorces because of commute to rsv in NYC, now come sit in the left seat of our brand new 175 and get some right swipable selfies.” Not in what they’re saying but more in terms of the impression they want to give. It’s understanable to have some schadenfreude
I would also like to claim my beer from dera