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Old 01-28-2019 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Std Deviation
I went from right seat 320 to left 190 recently. I guess I got tired of weekends and holidays off and figured why not screw that up.

Hah, joking. Honestly I got tired of the left seat bus guys that:

1. Deliberated busted minimums on a VOR approach in IMC.
2. Wanted to takeoff on a transcon with landing fuel showing 3.5 (“we’ll make it up enroute!”)
3. Asking if we could bunk in the same room in the DR and use the other to party with some prostitutes.
4. Did an “overhead break” circle down (just like the carrier apparently) into Santiago , DR in marginal wx
5. Ask me to taxi the aircraft from the right seat from gate to runway at JFK so he could eat his salad.
6. Asked if my wife and I might me interested in swinging.
7. Filled up 3 Dasini bottles with urine in cruise while standing behind me because inflight was , “taking too long.”

Joking again! It’s the 190 pay bump! I’m rich!
I am going from right seat of the E190 to mainline. Thanks for preparing me for what I have to look forward to. #4 sounds awesome... #7 is concerning.
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