My friends have yet to see the lifetime supply of ramen in my pantry...

I got this one from a friend who flies for TSA while in CVG:
A woman was staring bewilderedly at the list of departures. As I quickly checked the screen for my gate info (I was in uniform which instantly makes me the resident expert), she asked, "Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure," I said.
"Where's the list of flights departing Cincinnati?"