Ahem....the "turd brown" derivation of our uniform has been updated with the new and improved "Milk Dud" version. It is a darker, sexier, more mysterious shade of brown when compared to the "TBs."

We also now wear black shoes, black raincoat/overcoat, and we have a groovy new tie (even groovier centennial tie optional). AND.....now that we have the brown leather jackets, we are "super bad."

Bottom line, the milk dud uniform is the best kind of airline uniform.....the free kind.