You haven’t had the true experience of “suckage” until you’ve been a crew member on an MD-11 going international with ZERO crew rest facilities! Just a lounge chair pad (not even the chair) to sleep on - on the galley floor!!! First time crossing 30 west, hit some clear air turbulence and BAM!!! I get tossed around like a rag doll.

I guess crew rest facility “suckage” is all relative....