What sort of suggestions you got?

I am the person in charge of this new uniform. Please let me know what you think.

I have worked very hard on this new color palette. I am very proud of the work we've done in selecting the new "uniform of the future." it's inclusive, its fun, its awesome, and it's cool.

I took my inspiration from Barney and from the inclusivity of the color purple. Purple is essentially a melting pot of colors, backgrounds, attitudes, behaviors, preferences, and really exudes "inclusivity."

We're all about the purple at the new U.

Sorry......Couldn't resist. the real person in charge of the uniforms is "un-named." I been looking for an accountable person, person in charge for a while now. I keep getting... "uniform committee."

No one at United takes a crap by "committee." They operate in "silos." So, someone is in charge, but they are keeping it a secret so he or she doesn't get beat up with all the negativity...... That and they are hoping that after all the negativity blows by pilots will forget and be lulled back to sleep.

these aren't the droids you are looking for will be replaced by "these aren't the purple ties you thought you saw."

Move along now, nothing to see here but pilots wearing pernerple in hipseter pants.