The last one reminded me of one from a while back at Ellington Field...

N12345 is a Delta Connection Academy 172 doing touch and goes on runway 4.
Nasa 901 is a NASA T-38 inbound for 4.

Tower: Cessna 345, start your crosswind turn now, please, T-38 on short final.

(pause)

Tower: Cessna 345, Ellington tower, start your turn now.

(pause)

Tower: Nasa 901, go around.

Nasa 901 acknowledges.

Tower: Cessna 345, Ellington tower, how do you hear?

(puase)

Tower: Nasa 901, make right traffic runway 4, cleared to land.

Tower: Cessna 345, if you hear ellington tower, ident.

Cessna 345: (instructor talking) Tower, Cessna 345, we heard you we were just not at a safe altitude yet.

Ellington Tower: Cessna 345, make right traffic runway 22, cleared for a full stop landing only, and call ellington tower on 123.45 when you are clear of the runway. (you can hear the smoke coming out of her ears at this point.)