Originally Posted by
MAGNUM!!
As an aside, how do you get a C-130 pilot into the cockpit? Grease his hips, put a twinkie on the dash, and get the F outta the way!!
I keed, I keed

That's funny
By the way I didn't say I didn't like to eat or didn't cr*p a lot, I just get tired of explaining to the fighter guys that their uniform isn't the same as a poopie suit. Food is very important to us, I had to divert over Afghanistan because our box nasties went past their four hr expiration.