Originally Posted by
Denny Crane
I’ve had an epiphany! I want more money and more time off!!!

Denny
Last time I used the word “epiphany”, I was flying for CenturyLink and told our mechanic, “Skip, I just had an epiphany!” He looked up at me laughed and said, “ I am truly worried now. Hearing your redneck a$$ say a big word like that is truly scary!”