Okay, NJA has MORE than average nuts. Been in 4 fleets this is from 1 fleet.
-“Cuban” talked about before, scraping wingtips, crashing 80K race cars, turning wrong way
-“Columbian”. Barely spoke English and has not met a limitation he didn’t think was made to be broken
-“The Bird”. Fatigued three to four times a week. That’s the only thing that made him safe. Overt racist and buried guns stock side up in backyard(claimed harder for Obama to find them)
-“Hunter”. Big game hunter, carries 8x10 glossies of his kills including Zebras and such. Lived in his moms basement, couldn’t figure out why that kept him from dating.
-“Rico”. Self professed ladies man, slept with anything and anyone who crossed his path.
-“Trumpet” traveled with a trumpet and LOVED to play it on airplane waiting for pax.
-“In N Out”. This dude was so bad the FAA pulled his file and he failed a 709 ride. No longer employed.
-“Preacher”. Self professed preacher who claims the earth is 2K years old and they faked the moon landing. Also claimed that Obama set up a Concentration Camp in MT.
-at least five total preppers. Always easy to find by looking at footwear. Usually sported black boots for easy of getaway in case the earth ended
-“Philly”. Former military guy who was so bad he only flew about 60 hours a year as even the company tried to keep him under control.
-“Old Man” one of the oldest pilots around. Was night blind and refused to admit it. Every time he sat down the smell of diapers went through the cockpit.
-“smoker” he likes to smoke on airplanes, switched to vaping but that didn’t help as he used vanilla bean vape. Always vaping.
That’s one fleet. Wait till you hear who was in the senior fleet.....